Oh, Malta, you little rascal! It's as if it's pouring SMS spam from the sky here. Hundreds? No, too conservative. Thousands? Much more like it! Everyone's phones are practically vibrating off the table with the same repetitive, mind-numbing text messages. One can't help but wonder if our dear carrier (Oh, look! It's GO!) has some secret love affair with this SMS bombardment. Could it be... they're profiting from this? Gasp! The audacity!
If we tickle our imagination a bit, let's say there's a merry crowd of 10,000 recipients of these daily love notes from our carrier. Multiply that by a measly, unassuming 5 cents per message, we're talking a whopping... wait for it... 500 Euros! Wow! Cue the champagne! They're practically swimming in wealth now! It's a veritable Scrooge McDuck scenario!
I mean, who needs customer security and wellbeing when you've got 500 Euros clinking in your pocket, right? Why not just give everyone a tinfoil hat and call it a day? Priorities, am I right?
Any other thoughts? No, seriously, I'd love to hear your riveting views on the matter.